Funny Quotes: Random Quotes 2

Funny Quotes: Random Quotes 2 

Funny Quotes: Random Quotes 2

Fly at the speed of life, you can land later.
-- Woofie Bones

If you really want to do something, you’ll find a way; if you don’t, you’ll find an excuse.
-- Frank Banks

The indispensable first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: decide what you want.
-- Ben Stein

When in doubt, take more time.
-- John Zimmerman

The best way to fill time is to waste it.
-- Marguerite Duras

It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
-- Rami Belsons

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it.
-- Arnold H. Glasow

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
-- Mark Twain

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin