Funny Quotes: Random Advices 1

Funny Quotes: Random Advices 1 

Funny Quotes: Random Advices 1

 

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
-- Elbert Hubbard

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
-- Mark Twain

If you're going through hell, keep going.
-- Winston Churchill

Expect problems and eat them for breakfast.
-- Alfred A. Montapert

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.
-- Katharine Hepburn

The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
-- James Thurber

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
-- Mae West

Never complain and never explain.
-- Benjamin Disraeli

Speak when you are angry, and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret...
-- Lawrence J. Peter

All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson